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|Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:12 am Post subject: How not to behave at Cambridge University
|The following story has been making the rounds of the Internet, especially the discussion groups related to the ancient world. It is presented here unchanged from the form it took on the Classics Discussion List:
Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination there one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued:
Proctor: I beg your pardon?
Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale.
Proctor: Sorry, no.
Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require that you bring me Cakes and Ale.
At this point, the student produced a copy of the four hundred year old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin and still nominally in effect, and pointed to the section which read (rough translation from the Latin):
"Gentlemen sitting examinations may request and require Cakes and Ale."
Pepsi and hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent, and the student sat there, writing his examination and happily slurping away.
Three weeks later the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination.
HwŠt! We Gardena in geardagum, ■eodcyninga, ■rym gefrunon, hu a Š■elingas ellen fremedon. Oft Scyld Scefing scea■ena ■reatum, monegum mŠg■um, meodosetla ofteah, egsode eorlas.